Quick Hit: Cut. It. Out

As we mentioned when we started publishing The Times, we fully admit when we are wrong. That does not mean we're not going to go out on the occasional limb and make a blatant statement that can come back and bite us in the tuchus.

We feel pretty confident about the following statement, so we're going to place it here so you can cut it out and put it in your wallet, billfold, or between the pages of your yearbook. If what it describes ever comes to pass, you can take it out, look at it, and either congratulate us on getting it right, or use it as another example to yell out a binary statement implying that since you disagree, obviously the entire process and existence of our opinion has been an unmitigated disaster (more on that later...)

Here it is:

If copy and paste is ever added to the iPhone, it will cause so many memory leaks, application and OS crashes that people will find their devices unusable. Rather than blaming themselves, they shall blame Apple, first for not having it, and then for having it. Once it is implemented correctly, if it ever is, people will use it a few times and then rarely use it again.

They shall then complain that it does not hook up to a printer, probably via a serial cable.

Thank you.